Tellico Community Players
A Proud Member of the American Association of Community  Theater
Tellico Community Players is a Non-Profit 501 (c) 3
304 Lakeside Plaza Loudon, TN 37774 - 865-657-3609
Tickets go online the 30 day first Monday at noon prior to opening performance, Box Office opens the Monday before opening

Tellico Community Players

A Proud Member of the  American Associaton of Community Theater AACT
Tellico Community Players is a Non-Profit 501 (c) (3) 
304 Lakeside Plaza, Loudon, TN 37774
Tickets go onsale onl
Box Office Hours Main Stage Productions  10 AM - 2 PM ten days prior to opening night (closed on major holidays) 




By Neil Simon

Casting Call

Project Length: Full-Length Play

Production Locations: Tellico Community Playhouse

304 Lakeside Plaza

Loudon, TN 37774

Production Company: Tellico Community Players

Company Website:

Director/Casting Director: Patrick McCray

Producer: Len Willis

Audition Location: Tellico Community Playhouse


Compensation: No

Key Dates

Auditions: Friday, January 12th, 2018 6:00 – 8:00

Saturday, January 13th, 2018 2:00 – 4:00 PM

Performance Dates: April 26-28, May 3-5 7:30 PM

May 6 1:30 PM

Rehearsal Starts: Approximately the first part of March, 2018 @ TC Playhouse (Time TBD)


Leon Tolchinsky is ecstatic. He’s landed a terrific teaching job in an idyllic Russian hamlet. When he arrives, he finds people sweeping dust from the stoops back into their houses and people milking cows upside down to get more cream. The town has been cursed with Chronic Stupidity for two hundred years, and Leon’s job is to break the curse. No one tells him that if he stays over twenty-four hours and fails to break the curse, he too becomes Stupid. But, he has fallen in love with a girl so Stupid that she has only recently learned how to sit down. “The brightest, freshest, funniest, wittiest, warmest, and happiest to-do on Broadway in many a day.” /CBS-TV


Leon Tolchinsky: A teacher, about 30 years old

Snetsky: Shepherd (M/F)

Magistrate: (M/F)

Slovitch: Butcher (M/F)

Mishkin: Postman (M/F)

Yenchna: Vendor (M/F)

Dr. Zubritsky: Doctor

Lenya Zubritsky: Wife

Sophia Zubritsky: Daughter

Gregor Yousekevitch: The Count

Copies of the script are available in the Tellico Village Library.

If you have any questions please contact Patrick McCray, Director at (865)748-3636 or Len Willis, Producer at (423) 519-9807.